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anonymous
2008-11-19 12:15:15 UTC
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Oh no!!! Disaster............?
I have just sent a picture of my **** to my Dads' phone by mistake. How can I talk my way out of this one??


WTF???? Suggested category: Games& Recreations> card games??
11 minutes ago - 3 days left to answer.
Twelve answers:
anonymous
2008-11-20 12:15:27 UTC
Most people take you more serious than me!
anonymous
2008-11-19 14:52:50 UTC
does he know its from your phone? are u recognisable in the photo?



if he doesnt say anything SAY NOTHING.





if he says something, and u r not recognisable and he knows its from ur phone,

and it is a contract phone, and u can CHANGE YOUR NUMBER AND SAY IT WAS STOLEN.



if u cant change ur number,

a) does it look like "real" porn? if so, say u lost ur phone at a party and someone picked up ur phone and sent porn to all the numbers. b) if it looks like a real pic, but u r not recognisable say someone at the party knicked it and took dirty photos with it.



someone then handed in your phone.



NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, DO NOT APOLOGISE, after all, it wasnt u eh? pretend u r pissed off about losing ur phone and someone using the credit on it to send dirty photos.



c)if its clearly of u, say that u had a medical condition, hemorroids etc and wanted to see if someone had any ideas what was wrong.



d) FORGET IT AND ASK YOUR DAD IF HE HAD BEEN DRINKING when he received this photo as clearly it couldnt be u. i do not think he will keep the evidence.
Mr S London (LIII) : MARRIED ❤
2008-11-20 02:41:35 UTC
I just had to lmao & pmsl at this question ! I do not think that you can possibly come up smelling of Roses with your Dad this time ! I feel so sorry for you ! My best advice is ALWAYS to DOUBLE DOUBLE check that you are SENDING a text message to the RIGHT recipient BEFORE you ACTUALLY hit the 'Send' Button ! I expect that you are feeling a right **** now ! I just hope for your sake that your Dad can see the funny side of your **** !
Angie
2008-11-19 12:29:28 UTC
oh dear! I dont think there is a way out of it EXCEPT a last ditch desperate attempt to hide it would be you have a lump and meant to send it to a friend or one boob different to the other was comparing see what they thought,,, he would be soo embarrased he wouldnt dare question that!

A legitimate excuse that isnt daft isnt possible lol... its pretty much more telling that him walking in on you taking the photo!
clarie m
2008-11-19 12:24:27 UTC
Ooops, i would wait to see if he mentions it first. Fingers crossed he doesnt. But if he does just say you done it as a dare or a joke then run and die of embaressment.
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2008-11-19 12:47:45 UTC
I hope the pic does not melt your Dad's phone. You can always plead temporary insanity.
Matthew J Bell.
2008-11-19 13:07:10 UTC
I answered the one that didn't post so am out of ideas,i'd try the second idea,it could actually work,maybe.
Love Muffin
2008-11-19 12:23:44 UTC
Somebody in trouble lol
anonymous
2008-11-19 12:20:28 UTC
Interesting.....hmmmm.....as for the games & recreations, I'm all for that!!!
anonymous
2008-11-19 12:20:55 UTC
lol



Does he know it's you? If not I would just keep quiet about it lol
anonymous
2008-11-19 12:30:09 UTC
Ha Ha good one !!!
anonymous
2008-11-19 12:23:43 UTC
we dk what *** is....start thinking of the truth...he will ask...dont ever send naked pics to anyone...its low and foolish....respect yourself..


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