Question:
my brother keeps stealing my socks! I need advice about how to handle this?
anonymous
2011-04-04 06:07:48 UTC
so heres the problem. my little brother who just turned 13 has been stealing my dirty socks and using them to masturbate with, then after hes done he throws them back in my hamper. I usually don't find them until I do the laundry and their either wet or they have stains on them but a few times I found out the hard way when I grabbed a dirty pair of socks out of the hamper to wear and put them on and notice that one of them is all wet and sticky inside. I know its him because ive caught him digging thru my hamper before and a couple times I even walked in on him and caught him masturbating with my socks on his penis. When I confronted him about it he even admitted it. His excuse was that he likes the way they feel and its easier doing it into a sock because then theres no mess to clean up. He says it shouldnt bother me because he only uses dirty ones from my hamper and their going into the laundry anyway. I asked him why he wanted to put my dirty stinky socks on his penis, and he said he likes them because their softer then clean ones and also sometimes their still warm from me wearing them if I just took them off. I told him to use his own socks but he says their to big and they dont fit as tight like mine do. I can always tell which one he used because its way more stretched out then the other one, and I know how they got that way cause the two times I caught him he had the sock stretched tight all the way down his penis like he was trying to rip a hole thru it. 3 of my socks already have holes in the toes from him using them. When I told him that he said he would try to be more gentle with them. I also showed him that his sperm was leaving stains in my black and colored socks but he didnt care. He said I couldnt prove it was him and its not his fault that most of my socks are colored, and besides that part is covered up when im wearing shoes anyway. I dont know what to do! I cant tell on him because our parents dont know we masturbate and if I told them what he was doing then he would tell on me to. I thought about just giving him some of my socks and having him tell me which ones he used so that I dont accidentally wear them, because im sick of putting them on and finding a nasty wet surprise and having to clean white goo out from between my toes. I know hes been having to masturbate alot ever since he started puberty and hes been taking my socks almost every day so maybe I should just talk to him about it. I know what hes going thru because I masturbate alot and ive used random things from around the house, so maybe we can work together and I can give him socks and he can help me find stuff that I can use, unless that would be to creepy. what do you think I should do?
Six answers:
anonymous
2011-04-04 06:19:45 UTC
This is kinda disturbing to me that he gives you details and the fact that u stayed to listen, its also gross that u go back to put on dirty socks that are in the hamper! Do you put on dirty panties too? Im just saying! If you want him to stop just go buy some for him that way he can stop using yours! Good luck with that!
Paul
2011-04-04 06:18:16 UTC
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He will find out very quickly not to bone your socks...it is kind of sick if you ask me

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Pauly W
2011-04-04 17:59:48 UTC
Have a good talk with him and ask him how would he feel if you masturbated into his socks. I am sure he would not like it either, you could also give him some of your old socks you no longer wear and have him use them.
Mary Kontrarry
2011-04-04 06:21:25 UTC
That's just CREEPY. Tell your mom he's taking your socks.
Matthew J
2011-04-05 07:12:52 UTC
Buy him some sock that are distinctly coloured so you don't wear them. they can be his special masturbation socks.
Rk
2017-01-15 05:49:40 UTC
Message me and i can help with this problem i went through the same thing!!


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