How to use a urinal correctly?

Question

So my family was on a road trip, and we stopped at a rest stop so me and my twin brother could use the rest room. The Womens had an out of order sign on it and was locked So since it was on a very remote road and there were no other cars I figured I could just use the men's.

Now when we walked in I went to the stall and saw that the toilet was clogged and covered in pee and disgusting! So I decided to try to use the urinal; that was really my only option. So I walked up to the one next to the urinal my brother was using, of course he had his penis thing out and was peeing in it like it was nothing. What I did since the urinal stuck out some I pulled my skirt up above my hips and pantyhose down and had it at my ankles below the urinal with my vagina above the part that was sticking out. I peed and it felt good cause I was holding it. Did I use it correctly? My brother was laughing so hard at me while I was using it, I guess he'd never seen a girl try to use one before lol!

Answer 1

I remembered a couple of times especially during the trips in China, either the women's toilet waiting line is too long, the stalls have no doors, smelly and dirty etc. I would use the men's toilet with my husband which is not necessarily clean or smelly but sometimes like the women's there is only one. The men's are faster than the women, and the line is shorter. I can never fathom using a urinal like you do but if I need to go, I just pee by the side of it on top of some paper towels, then pick up the wet paper towels and threw it into the trash can then having to manuevre my bottom without my bottom touching the sides of that dirty urinals and definately will not display my awkwardness in front of my brother even my husband like its some circus act, though. No hard feelings *

Answer 2

If you kept your legs and pantyhose dry, then we have to conclude that you used it correctly! Good for you! You really adapted well to very difficult conditions when answering the call of nature.



In reality, 99% of urinals are designed, made, and installed for the use of men. As such, there is no "right method" for girls and women to use them. When I was a little boy (late 1960's), there existed a type of female urinal that was installed in ladies' rooms. They have long ago disappeared. They looked like this: http://www.urinal.net/national_zoo/



Did you face forward when you performed this amazing act? If so, I'm guessing you used a urinal like this one: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-iQMFfR5phR8/TfCqdK2BGMI/AAAAAAAABGY/44El112mE7o/s1600/Bathroom1_M.JPG



If you came across urinals like these [http://i393.photobucket.com/albums/pp15/spinhandspun/urinal.jpg] then you would probably have to turn around and bend over. If this was the type of urinal you used and you kept yourself and the floor dry, then you are a Super-Woman !!!

Answer 3

You disgust me.... In front of your brother really. But hey that kinda turned me on ;)