My mom bought me the WRONG Easter candy. Help?

Question

I made a very simple request: buy me skittles. And what does she bring me? Starbursts. What a f*cking b*tch. She said they were just as good as skittles, and I told her that if they're so good, then you eat them and started shoving the whole pack into her stupid mouth. I was THIS close to choking her.

You may think I'm overreacting, but trust me, this is not an isolated incident. She is always messing up my orders and will invariably cry afterwards to obtain sympathy like the whore she is.

I have had it up to HERE with her idiocy and am ready to punch the living daylights out of her. But I know that our liberal man-hating judicial system with throw me in jail. So what can I do to restrain myself or possibly avoid going to jail if I can't manage?

Answer 1

You should break her nose. That should teach her a lesson.

Answer 2

let me have the starbursts

Answer 3

Once a troll, always a troll.

Answer 4

1. stop being a ******.

2. get help you insane bastard

Answer 5

Simply return it to the store. Make mom take you.

Answer 6

First world problems.

Actually not even that.

Brat problems.

Never mind the starving children of the world your 'problem' is more important.

If your not a troll I fear for your future

Answer 7

get a job and buy your own you ungrateful brat

Answer 8

Hey, if you want Starburst so bad, go buy them and stop waiting for other people to hand you things.

Answer 9

And the Oscar for best troll goes to...

Answer 10

maybe you should just be thankful she got you anything at all, and be thankful you still have your mom around, some of us dont

Answer 11

Suck it up or leave home

Answer 12

just eat the damn starbursts you ungrateful f*ck

Answer 13

From the sound of things you don't deserve any candy, a kick in the man tackle would be much better for you than candy

Answer 14

What does Easter have to do with candy??

YOu ought to eat neither, and instead pray

Answer 15

Just ask her to buy you skittles later on

Answer 16

Just be thankful you have anything at all. There are wars going on!

Answer 17

Kill her, you deserve the best candy ever and if you were my son I'd get u the best candy money can buy just jump into this van with me and I'll be your new dad

Answer 18

joo

Answer 19

You're a whiney bhich,get over it you fool there are other problems in life to deal with, don't start crying and start respecting your mother,she didn't carry you in her womb for 9 months only to abused by you later

Answer 20

Yer an idiot.

Answer 21

you should be thankful she got u anything. she didn't have to get i any easter candy

Answer 22

You are a whiny piece of crap. Be happy they acknowledged your existence. If you were my kid I would have taken them back and you would not get ****.

Answer 23

Go get it yourself

Answer 24

Lol well you could have not gotten any candy. How about be thankful that you got candy. That and Easter is a Catholic/Christian holiday that is supposed to celebrate another time in Jesus's spiritual life.(resurrection)

I feel a lot of people forget that since people chose to put bunnies, chicks, eggs, candy, and money in the mix.



Just be grateful you sound like a spoiled brat who has to have everything your way.

Answer 25

maybe she'll open her eyes one day soon n kick u out..that way you can get ur own candy n live the life u obviously want to live..which will more than likely wind you up in jail from that temper ...WOW

Answer 26

Its not that serious.

Answer 27

If you are a troll then you are just stupid.

If you are for real you are a disgusting, self centred, selfish punk.

Answer 28

And meanwhile, there are kids on this earth who haven't had any food at all in a few days....

Answer 29

When you say "man-hating" i think you're a man. When you say your mother messed up your "orders," I think your 12 years old, so I dunno.

Help? Go mow the lawn or wash the dishes and STFU. You really don't want to face a "conservative" judge after you hit your mother over SKITTLES!!!!!

Answer 30

"She is always messing up my orders", YOU DON"T GET TO GIVE HER ORDERS. She's your mom. buy your own damn candy and stop expecting to get anything

Answer 31

break her nose over skittles? I think a black eye would suffice.

Answer 32

I'd have been sorry for you if you were allergic. You're just an ungrateful bast*rd to be honest. My Mom and Dad don't buy me any candy at all. Be f*cking grateful you stupid tw*t

Answer 33

Yahoo Answers is honestly a better source of comedy than any TV show or movie I've ever seen.

Answer 34

Don't feed the trolls...

Answer 35

Eat the starburst and be thankful she bought it for you.

Answer 36

No one cares

Answer 37

OMG! The world is ending because mum bought Star Burst instead of Skittles. Sad when "Answers" attracts trolls such as yourself. The answer to this problem is simple. Mum should not purchase any more candy for you until you learn some manners. The world will still revolve, just not around you, over this mistake. I doubt that your mum did this on purpose and you should be thanking her for buying you something, Your profanity and attitude are disgusting and if you spoke to your mum in this manner, you should be confined to your room when you are not in school until you apologize to your mum and be sincere with your apology, As a side note to your mum, please don't buy your son anything for the foreseeable future since he is such a brat and speaks so badly about you.

Answer 38

Are you joking you are an awful person who makes me hate the internet more everyday starbursts have actual fruit juice in them. I am glad I do not like sweets very much seriously you need help. I have never wanted someone to know what suffering is really like. Move out of your mothers house she is to good for you. Tell her get you gift cards you worthless sack of crap. Then you can get all the skittles you want. Worthless SOB

Answer 39

It's the Easter Troll!

Answer 40

https://youtu.be/W4DQ5jDhACU

Answer 41

Be cool. Pay respect to your Mom

Answer 42

then you buy yourself

Answer 43

I seriously hope you're a troll. If you're serious, and that actually happened, then yes, you are overreacting. Nobody should treat their mother (who makes you food, does laundry, pays taxes, runs errands, does chores, etc) with that kind of disrespect. You didnt get your skittles?! Cry me a river. Be happy she at least got you something, it may not be what you wanted but she tried her best and got you something. She has a lot more to do than you, she does so much for you and you treat her horribly. There are millions of kids who would kill for a bag of starbursts, and here you are insulting her and disrespecting her because she didnt get you the right candy. Millions of kids spend all day working in child labour, and barely get anything to eat. Are you aware of how ungrateful and disgusting you're being? How selfish can you get? I feel so bad for your mother, and the fact that she has to deal with you. If i were her i wouldn't bring you anything.







BTW- If you want your precious skittles, get the f*ck up, and get them yourself. She isn't your servant.

Answer 44

Go get your own candy with your own money and bring it back to your own apartment which your mother is not paying rent for and not taking care of your stupid a** because if I treated my mother that way she would have beat the s*** out of me. If I was there when this happened I would have grabbed the skittles from you and shoved it down your damn throat. Be grateful that your mother cares for you enough to go out to the store to get you some damn candy.

Answer 45

I mean.. That's a little melodramatic. But holiday candy is always half price the next day, the day after Easter just go to the store and get Skittles for half off. Simple as that.

Answer 46

You are a spoiled kid. Be happy she got you candy you little ******* *****.

Answer 47

you're a disgrace to society. You are a terrible child, your mother has given up so much money and so much precious time for you. **** you, I hope you do rot in jail for the rest of your life.

Answer 48

This questio puts it out there. It should be good to find a woman of your dreams. One who says: "oh you turn me on when you're angry". She will be satisfied 24/7.

Answer 49

Forgive, it is only Easter Candy for crying out loud

Answer 50

Call CPS and they can get you a new mother who will be better. You don't deserve a mother that gets you the wrong Easter Candy, that is child abuse and she should go to jail. You can tell her so !!!!!

Answer 51

Since when did trolls get so boring and obvious??



Troll score: -0

Answer 52

Take it or leave it, asshole

Answer 53

Omg how stupid. Who doesn't know what skittles is?

Answer 54

at least you have a mom..

Answer 55

You should not be harsh with your mom.. Gently ask your mom to return it and ask her to buy what you wanted.

Answer 56

talk to your mom or go with her to the store

Answer 57

Absuing ur mom on the internet....wow she wud be so proud of you

Answer 58

I hope this is a troll lmao

Answer 59

you mean the Easter candy in between her legs?

Answer 60

Starburst are not as good as skittles

Answer 61

Lol.

Answer 62

.

Answer 63

Just be glad that your mom got you something for Easter.

Answer 64

yes

Answer 65

I say get out of that house immediately...she don't care about you....she's just selfish so go find someone willing to buy you skittles...because that is what's important.

Answer 66

it is painfully obvious your a guy and a heartless dick s well

Answer 67

lol nice story~~~~~~~~~~troll

Answer 68

Maybe she'll get rid of her "idiocy" and actually kick you out of her house. She doesn't deserve to have to deal with someone like you

Answer 69

She should stop buying you candy. It's bad for your teeth.

Answer 70

Silly Troll, Skittles are for kids!

Answer 71

You made my night!!! Lol.

Answer 72

Next time get off of your lazy a.s.s. and go buy them yourself.

Answer 73

You can buy your own candy. Anyways you had a basket of candy for Easter.

Answer 74

Did you know skittles are just little starbursts coated with a hard candy shell? Go look up a recipe for hard candy shell and make up a batch, then cut up your starbursts into little pieces and dip them.



You will have your plenty of (semi) home made Skittles.

Answer 75

Go live on the streets, and buy your own damn Skittles.

Answer 76

you should be ashamed to talk that way about your mom!! you should be thankful you got any candy!!

Answer 77

Go choke on them skittles u waste of skin!

Answer 78

You're nothing but a spoiled *****

Answer 79

so ******* ungrateful

Answer 80

Lol your sound so ungrateful. Maybe she forgot which ones you like.

Answer 81

Dont worry young ladd, I've been where you were be4. My mother always hit me when I talked back. All I asked for was some mountain dew and she then got mew diet. I was so mad that I wanted to hit her but I never did. Shen then proceeded to tell me that she would disown me if I ever try to hit her but she ended up hitting me with a bike. That's why I like turtles.

Answer 82

you need to grow up

Answer 83

Your language seems to indicate you're fairly old...old enough to have a job and move out on your own! THEN you can do and buy whatever you like without involving your mother! I'm betting she'd also benefit from your moving out of the house! I'm sure you'll go far in society with an attitude like you display here!

Answer 84

Beat her so she knows her place

Answer 85

you are a troll

Answer 86

Maybe she trying to tell you something, like get the hell out of this house you ungrateful git.

Answer 87

Disaster

Answer 88

Girls run fast you can tell how you'll be treated by how a guy treats his mom. So stay away from this fool. buy your own candy i hope she laces it with poisen.

Answer 89

You should be grateful she even got you anything. If you want starbursts so bad then why don't u go out and get them yourself?

Answer 90

Stop being a ******* piece of ****

Answer 91

God your stupid.. Im laughing so hard right now, I could make a comedy out of this

Answer 92

Stop trolling, get some help. Nobody needs a little kid trollin on here, and if this isn't a troll, just be happy she bought you somethin at all. Guess what I got, socks. There u go. U can have my socks and I'll take ur starbursts. Case closed.

Answer 93

what a ******* asshole. children are ******* starving and ur freaking about starbursts vs skittles. i feel like this should be a comic skit or a comic strip. our "liberal man hating system" will let you separate from your mother, if you feel it neccessary to leave her over messing up orders. wow, that ***** is REALLY just out to get you, kid.

Answer 94

You spoiled a**hole, f**k off and leave her alone

Answer 95

Buy them yourself then you ungrateful *****

Answer 96

Kill her

Answer 97

You ungrateful ****. It's sugar and colouring, who cares what your mum bought you. My mum would do anything to give me a good life, so I don't ask for petty things. If you want something... save up any cash you find behind the coach, because from what I read you don't deserve what you have! Anyone who says to be rude or unkind to your mother needs a hard kick up the backside that would send them to Mars and you need a reality check, kid! And by saying that you were close to choking her you are making a verbal threat and that is serious! That's what serial killers think about! I hope that you vomit those sweets up, I have never been so disgusted in my whole life! Get your head straight and stop being Veruca Salt! There are children in the world that don't even have a clean pair of socks, they would cry happy tears if someone gave them a toothbrush! Your a dick head for calling the woman who gave you life a Whore! Well big news kid... no one likes a brat! Get your act together you ungrateful spoilt little pig!



And BTW I'm a girl! And I wouldn't touch you with a barge pole if we went to the same school! You brat!

Answer 98

Man you need a ******* kick in your balls

Answer 99

go masturbate, you should feel better

Answer 100

Good

Answer 101

If you made this whole thing up because you wanted to troll people, that's hilarious. However, if you really think these things, keep reading. Respectfully, I would recommended giving more thought as to how particular behaviors and ideas are communicated with family members and other people in general.

Answer 102

fake question

Answer 103

trolling? but really be happy you have candy

Answer 104

Liar! The Easter Bunny gave you the right candy.

Answer 105

R you crazy or just plain stupid? If you were my daughter u wouldn't have anything to chew them with!!! There are babies with nothing to eat or drink. You may not care but how dare you speak her like that

Answer 106

Omg you are insane go get help at a mental hospital if you treat you're mother like that you first class spoiled brat stop playing the victim if you want something that badly done do it yourself!! It's Easter candy for goodness sake be thankful your mother still cares about you when you act that horribly to her

Answer 107

I'm impressed. Most Kunts can't type.

Answer 108

Don't know exactly why you hate your mother so much. She tries.. When the last time you've done something meaningful for her? Without receiving anything in return or without wanting praise for it? . Stop calling ur mother a whore.

Answer 109

Sorry, kid. YOU do not give your mom orders. If anything, SHE gives you orders!



You are ready to "punch the living daylights out of her" and you think she is a "bi*ch" because she disobeys your "orders" She needs to beat the living crap out of you.

Answer 110

If there any tequila in your house? If so, I suggest you quickly guzzle down the whole bottle. You should be dead in about 15 minutes and your mother will be put out of her misery. There, that should put an end to all your problems.

Answer 111

You are either a miserable troll or else a totally spoiled inconsiderate brat.

Both of my parents and both of my wife's are all dead. How we wish they were still here to buy us the wrong candy! You need to appreciate what you have while you have it, and embrace your loved ones, not whine about them like a 2 year old girl.

Answer 112

wow...your mom sounds so sweet and she is cursed with a BRAT like you

I feel sorry for her.

BUT, I do not believe this...you are a troll and you know it

Answer 113

How about you thank her for getting you any candy at all, as there are plenty of people who don't have parents who get them candy, or, pretty frankly, any parents at all. Be thankful and appreciate what you have, rather than whining about what you don't.

Answer 114

Go buy your own candy instead of being a parasite and leeching off of your mother.

Answer 115

lol wtf

Answer 116

Quick, get some psychiatric help.

Answer 117

Gonna be honest she might have made a slight mistake on her half but you on the other hand be happy you got candy at all my brother got no candy on the half he was sick I did share with him when he got better just be happy you have candy at all kid

Answer 118

This better be a troll question...if not then just be grateful. There are some kid that don't even have homes or even food on their plate and some kids that would give anything for one good meal! And your complaining over Easter candy? I mean I wanted some art supplies for Easter but I didn't get any but did I complain to my mom? No. Instead I just enjoyed what I had and was grateful for what I did get.

Answer 119

Why don't you crawl into a hole

Answer 120

How inconsiderate and unforgivable. You should report her to the International Court of Human Rights.

Answer 121

Imao FWP (first world problems)

Answer 122

First world problems lol

Answer 123

stupid troll

Answer 124

r u for real? If the worst thing that ever happens to you is that you got the wrong candy for Easter, I want your life.

Answer 125

Fake

Answer 126

Oh, the homies in the jailhouse are going to looooooooov you. I bet they have already sharpened their broomsticks and shanks for the welcoming ceremony. Will be looking to instagram for live pix.

Answer 127

Candy is candy, at least she bought you something for Easter, maybe it was wrong but it was the thought that matters.

Answer 128

There are people being made homeless in war-torn countries. There are children suffering in hospitals, some of them terminally ill.There are people working 15 hours a day for a slave wage. And now there is someone who didn't get the candy they prefer at easter. Problem after problem. I hope god takes pity on all who have suffered, people like you.

Answer 129

You obviously haven't had any kind of discipline, grow up it's just candy. Don't call your mom a b***h either, she's raised you and taken care of you and this is how you act? Seriously, and you don't "order" your mom around. Show some respect.

Answer 130

The language you use shows clearly who is the problem. It is not your Mum, it is you. You are an immature, foul mouth spoiled brat. Why should your Mum bring you anything. By showing your attitude in a few sentences, I would send you to boot camp for at least a year.!!!!!!

Answer 131

How old are you? 5? Go buy your own candy. It probably only costs around $1-$3 depending on the size candy you buy.

Answer 132

lol mine got me chick peeps when i clearly asked for the bunny ones. HAHAHA grow up.

Answer 133

Is the wrong candy really all that big of a deal

Answer 134

Be thankful for what you have

Answer 135

You should spank your mom

Answer 136

Call this phone number: 555-GETALIFE